Summary: The buffet experience is comparable to an attractive young girl trying on different types of makeup from Mummy’s dresser. Her inherent beauty means no amount of bad or improperly applied lipstick or mascara can actually make her look as foul as an unshowered gap-toothed zebra, but different makeup does produce varying levels of attractiveness. 3.8/5 (aggregate score).

[Thank you @parkhotelgroup for the invite! The complete review, as well as a promo code for a 20% discount for the Crazier about Crabs buffet, can be found at http://secretlifeoffatbacks.com/2015/03/assorted-crabs-brizo-restaurant-bar/ ]